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    March 19

    变脸

    某同学的故事,我就不透露姓名了和名媛id了

    1、在奥运村看到一身高190左右的帅哥同事,正好中午吃饭时碰到,还正好坐在我们后面一桌,某同学趁帅哥端着盘子走过来,抻着脖子想看注册卡上的资料,过度紧张,脸涨的像西红柿一样红。1分钟后,脸色恢复雪白。举桌皆惊。后来发现只要我们一说“脸红”二字,某同学的脸就红,屡试不爽。那天中午,“脸红”“恢复”口号不断,对面红白交错;

     2、在食堂和某同学吃饭,又碰到另一个外系男同学,遂叫过来同坐,我介绍说“这是某名媛”,结果“名媛”怒吼——你才名媛,你们全家都名媛!脸又通红,1分钟后恢复雪白。后来男同学还在msn和我八卦如此变脸,直赞某同学很有小女子的风情,顺带讽刺我脸皮厚见谁都不脸红;

     3、今晚和某同学继续吃饭,忽然发现她脸色又变红了,忙问怎么了。某同学解释这两天看鬼故事看多了,忽然有了灵异的感觉,于是一紧张脸又红了。送完盘子,一回头又恢复了雪白。

     某同学啊,你今年找工作真应该在特长一栏写“善于在短时间内一会儿唱红脸,一会儿唱白脸”!

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    乃俊 周wrote:
    这似乎有心律不齐的前兆,让他去背个24小时心电图。不开玩笑的
    Mar. 19
    nawrote:
    哈哈哈哈
    你变得也挺快啊,刚才还怨妇呢
    Mar. 19

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